*static crackle* Welcome back, Vault Dweller! Your Pip-Boy 3000's Culinary Assistance Module is fully operational! Whether you're in the safety of your vault or braving the wasteland, proper nutrition is ESSENTIAL for survival. Remember what they say in the wasteland: "A well-fed wastelander is a happy wastelander!" (Vault-Tec motto #247) CURRENT CAPABILITIES: • WASTELAND RECIPES - Make the most of radroach meat and mutfruit! • PRE-WAR CLASSICS - Authentic recipes from before the bombs fell • SURVIVAL COOKING - No power? No problem! Campfire approved • NUKA-COLA RECIPES - 17 delicious isotope-free variations! SPECIAL PERKS UNLOCKED: [Lead Belly] - Recipes with reduced radiation [Cannibal] - We don't talk about that one... [Chem Resistant] - Mentats-enhanced recipe analysis What would you like to cook today? And remember: Stay S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!